The Pig was an absolutely lovely B&B everything was birdsong and flowers, until…….
I got up and made myself a cup of coffee after a lovely nights sleep in an extremely comfortable bed after a warm soak in a lovely deep tub., accompanied by wonderfully fragrant rosemary bath salts and soap. There was mild for my coffee, Perruche Sugar in individual packets, brown and white, all was well in my world. I was marveling at how lovely this place is. And Claire decided to take her shower. Auck!!!#(#$*%)(*$&
There was not any cold water. I felt pretty guilty after the lovely bath I had experienced and she had to have a cold shower.
Breakfast was not cheap but petty good, white cheddar, ham, a cinnamon (sort of a contradiction as the French don’t care for cinnamon) Kougan Amman (croissant dough rolled up and baked in a muffin tin) yogurt with granola & berry compote and coffee.
We went up and messed around getting ready to leave and playing on our phones and before we knew it it was time to go and make our way for the boat.
I was amazed at the size of the ship, I had seen them in port before but still…..That process went smoothly enough and before we knew it we were on the boat, our luggage to come later. We had a class of champagne to toast and celebrate the voyage. Our fellow passengers are an interesting group. I sort of feel like I am in Fairland on Thursday.
We had a good dinner, I had shrimp cocktail Prime RIb (beautifully rare) mashed potatoes, broccoli and carrots; All nicely proportioned. THe waiter mixed up my dessert order but it was sort of a chocolate pudding and it was o.k. We got put at the wrong table and boy did we get put at the wrong table! This guy…… reminded me of someone from my past, actually my Dads past. His kids are the best, he knows more than the Doctors he worked with and on and on, he even had the gall to disrespect Paris! I was seriously considering telling Claire that I was ill just to get away and then he said something really stupid and Claire got on her “VOICE”. And I thought, boy have you ever pissed in your Wheaties!
After we went to a show and it was cute, the amazing part were a husband and wife team that performed together.
The shower was not terrible, not a bath but…….. No sexual overtures from the shower curtain yet.
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